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The weather report from the night before already had me alarmed. Heavy storms had been foretasted and last year we lost electricity for a full two days. After that incident I purchased two cheap portable power generators to make sure that if it ever occurred again we would be prepared. Problem was, I couldn’t recall where I had put them and the storm was already here.

I have got to discover the portable generator. Everyone head to the bottom floor, I’ll be right there, as soon as I find it and get it started. Ok sweety, please hurry. (kisses for everyone) Running towards the storage I could smell the tornado coming this way. Off in the distance, black and magenta, weird reds and greens twirling together. It was right after two in the afternoon and it was plainly pitch black over there.

I fumbled through the stuff that was scattered everywhere, mumbling under my breath about how I should maintain a cleaner garage. All I could think was, please protect my wife. Ah there it is,the portable generator. Now where is the petro can, I know it’s full, I just filled it last week, and I haven’t used it since then. Oh wait the machine should be full. Yes it is.

Nice! okay, now yank the cord, and plug this power strip into it and we should be done. This electric portable generator is great, I am so ecstatic I finally got this thing. (It roars to life) Ok, plug this in. Whala! Ok, where is the large house plug? There it is. Plug it in. Nice! Alright then, back to the family!

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